1. Dont drink and drive,
you may hit a bump and spill your drink.
this is just crazy, could not stop laughing when i saw it. u can die but not spill ur drink!
2. He calls me bitch like its a bad thing.
really, i've stopped feeling bad about anybody calling me 'ashawo', before nko? whoever wants to insult me should be innovative (and recieve an innovative bitch slapping)
3. Never under-estimate the power of foolish people in a large crowd.
right on point!
4. Ever since i stopped drinking, i have been thirsty.
mscheww, continue now....shayo master!
5. Well mannered women never made it in history.
mother theresa, joan of arc etc, they must have been kinda bad right? we just didnt know
6. Chocolate, Coffee, Men: some things are just best rich!
i loooooooove this, its on my fridge, and its so on point!
Ok, i am not as jobless as i act or look, i have simply refused to do my work at this moment, court rose some minutes ago. Oga has put us under tremendous pressure since last week so i have decided not to kill myself o jare.
I love those quotes, wish i could be very daring to put them stickers on my car when i finally have one but i know already that i cannot do it.
So whats the craziest sticker on ur car, door, anything? how daring and crazy are u?