Thursday, February 11, 2010

Diet, Val, Bags and other Ish

Hi pipo!
So am getting better by the day on my diet thingi. breakfast today is lettuce (which i really really hate), carrot, tomatoes basically. i sprinkled some baked beans (just a few) and sweet corn so it wont taste so boring, otherwise, i'd throw up. Today i just feel like bread and very rich butter but so far, am winning over cravings. i shall be doing my progress result every now and then.




I've always wondered, why do we ladies clutter our handbags? some ladies (including myself sometimes) just fill it with things we dont really need or we'll never use but just throw it in there all the same. whats in ur bag this moment? are they all necessary? in my bag i have:


MAKE UP BAG: i only use the lip gloss and powder once in a while at work so i wonder why i still carry it around, maybe to feel like a girl?


JOURNAL: useful for taking notes in church basically or to read/write when i have to wait at some boring place which is like....once in a blue moon? but i still carry it around.


WALLET: but of cos! dont be decieved sha, except i have crisp notes, u wont find money in it, i keep money in purses in the bag.


NUTRI C: i've been carrying these 3 satchets for like 2 wks now, wont drink it, wont give it out and wont keep them elsewhere, i just forget!


SUNSHADES: essential in this Abuja's hot sun (or posing sha). i also have a black ink marker, pencil and biro - i need only the biro and wont remember the drop the rest. another small note book which is serving no purpose, mouth freshner, phones, hair ribbon, hand cream, orbit and baby wipes just finished. not too much junk eh?


So here's my val wish list, pls dont say i didnt give u enough notice, of cos the gifts dont have to reach on val day gan gan, u know. and feel free to pick more than one item:


PERFUME(S) - doesnt have to be one, preferably Elizabeth Arden, anything convinient

WRIST WATCH - I love swatch. Any nice wrist watch would do.

CHOCOLATES/CAKE - u r so not allowed to wave the diet card this moment, its val's day!!! nobody can be that mean! I'll resume to eating leaves right after that and will burn it off.


MYNE WHITMAN'S NOVEL - pls check her blog for details


JOURNAL - i need a nice bible/personal rant journal, preferably pink


SHOPAHOLIC SERIES - any of Sophie Kinsella's books, except "Shopaholic and Sister"


of course i would love shoes and dresses too but that would be too much trouble for u and i dont want to be a bother. am so considerate! or u could just send the money if u dont want to do all these wahala. just indicate ur choice in the comment sector.

lovely things not included in the list are also very welcome. operating word being "lovely"

PS:

uncle Agbaya just left my office, was in court and decided to come see me. he came to woe me some more and tell me what other ways that adultery will be beneficial. some people just no dey hear one time sha?!?!

he threatened subtly that now am posing, when he becomes "bigger boy" he will not have my time to which i replied "no problem and still, nothing for u now or later, Sir".

I just dey laff, na wa!
PS:
aint we just happy about the removal of the Attorney-General? its been long overdue and am excited about it. Guy should just resign if he has any intergrity but then, who said he has in the first place?
PSS:
thanx Myne et al that told me how to upload pictures, as u can see, i now know!

Thanx!

17 comments:

Enkay said...

mschew! Yeye Uncle Agbaya, bigger boi ko, biggs boi ni!

My handbag has a make-up bag in too, an umbrella that I don't use! raining season never even reach but still I leave it there together with my shower cap. My wallet, my phone, an address book, my daily devotional, and some silly bits and pieces of paper...how embarrassing! lol!

Am I first?

BuBu said...

Uncle Agbaya will not give up abi. People lik him, the fomrer AG just dont know when to quit, silly nuisance.

In my handbag, there is an umbrella, it just might rain,my wallet( which has other people's cards and not money), lip gloss, a novel a journal, my hand cream, orbit wrappers,alice-band,comb and felvin.

BuBu said...

Uncle Agbaya will not give up abi. People like him, the fomrer AG just dont know when to quit, silly nuisance.

In my handbag, there is an umbrella, it just might rain,my wallet( which has other people's cards and not money), lip gloss, a novel a journal, my hand cream, orbit wrappers,alice-band,comb and felvin.

Myne Whitman said...

I totally agree that Aondoakaa should resign but like you said, where is the integrity?

That your tomatoes looks yummy sha. Kudos on sticking to the diet.

2cute4u said...

See the gifts you want for val, only you.. thief..
As for the contents in our bags.. we cant stop.. our bags just need to be full, plus it gives us that "i came out fully prepared" feeling..
uncle agbaya still there.. He will always be.. they never give up..from, compliments to begging to cajoling then to threats.. then they ignore you then start the circle again.. take care
www.askchacha4free.blogspot.com

Omotee! said...

enkay - yes u r first! lol at biggs boi. u need that umbrella o cos that ur lagos, na wa

bubu - oh Sandoka said he's going on leave, like his boss, hope he remembers to drop his resignation letter. shio!

myne - thanx m'am, am trying. pls tell me musli cereals are ok too?

chacha - thief ke? no be d tins i want wey i write? no blame me o, meanwhile, which one are u giving me?!! u wan escape abi?

@ y'all: ehen, did u not see the wish list??

Fragilelooks said...

lol@dis post. IN MY HANDBAG IS MY LIL RED BOOK WHERE I WRITE TRASH. MY CAMERA BCZ I LOVE TAKING PICS. OF COURSE D LADY GOES NO WHERE WITOUT MAKE UPS DOH I USE NLY D LIP GLOSS. MY WALLET CUZ F MY I.D. MY PRECIOUS GOLD RIMMD PEN(MY MST XPENSIVE GIFT). MY FONES AND ITS ACCESORIES. DAMN OF COURSE NT A SMALL HAND BAG.

Fragilelooks said...

lol@dis post. IN MY HANDBAG IS MY LIL RED BOOK WHERE I WRITE TRASH. MY CAMERA BCZ I LOVE TAKING PICS. OF COURSE D LADY GOES NO WHERE WITOUT MAKE UPS DOH I USE NLY D LIP GLOSS. MY WALLET CUZ F MY I.D. MY PRECIOUS GOLD RIMMD PEN(MY MST XPENSIVE GIFT). MY FONES AND ITS ACCESORIES. DAMN OF COURSE NT A SMALL HAND BAG.

LusciousRon said...

They removed the fucker? you just made my day! You didnt tell me in your email now! Oga o. good.

You just decribed my handbag there. We l;adies sha.

Anonymous said...

Ah, This is perfect! Dispells
a few contradictions I've seen

Luscious LU said...

Omotee! U like good thing sha. Well me i'm privy to the fact that you had a lovely val not like me who was stuck wit myself at d ofis but then it ended well with Princess.
In my handbag, i,ve got my make up,my purse (always put money in ur purse!i told u)a manicure set, a camera as i love to take pictures, my glasses,hand cream,pens and a notepad, orbit chewing gum,a card holder for my ATM cards (yea,cards even tho d accounts all dont have moni in them,LOL) and oh a novel! my bag is always pretty big. Uncle agbaya should be embarrassed!

Omotee! said...

@fragilelooks - hmm, would love to steal the pen, lol

@luscious ron - yes o, was removed! how na? thanx for the mails love!

@LU: it is so nice to have u back! how u dey? over to urs soon, update o!

健康保寶 said...

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TayneMent said...

cute purse!

phallatio said...

Ha! Funny blog! I often wondered what women carried in their handbags, until I began carrying my own! It's not a handbag but an all-purpose holdall with my life in it: phone, charger, wallet, glasses, coin purse, gloves etc. Having said that, there is a good consequence: I feel that I am developing more strength in my left arm!

Omotee! said...

taynment, thank ya!

phallatio, lol, thanks for stopping by and more strength to ur left arm!

Anonymous said...

Well... that's interessting but honestly i have a hard time determining it... I'm wondering what others have to say....